Description
This is my shirt. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my garment. I must master it as I master my podcast app. Without me, my shirt is useless. Without my shirt, I am useless. I must wear my shirt true. I must look colder than the enemy who is wearing some buster ass shirt. I must outdress him before he outdresses me. I will. My shirt and I know that they come many sizes. So be it, until victory is the Sofa King’s, and there are no more podcasts.
